Tuesday, June 23, 2009
2:20 PM
Ah I want my fringe backkkkk. :(Type down your reactions when someone says these phrases to you.
1. Why are you always like that?
- Cause you dont know me that well yet.
2. I just realized now that i love you.
- Hahaha, ok lor.
3. Leave him already! You'll be much more happy with me.
- How you know?
4. Come on. Smile. You're cute when you do!
- Thanks.
5. Please do my maths homework too!
- Hahah you think i your maid ah?
6. I am so blessed to have someone like you.
- Whao, so honoured. :)
7. Why does monday come before tuesday?
- Dunno lei.
8. I have two tickets to the Linkin Park concert. Wanna come with me?
- Free ok lor. ^^ HAHA.
9. You are one of the most special people in my life. Did you know that?
- Oh.... Im the most important person in everyone's life. Did you know that?
10. I think im falling for you..
- Good for you.
11. I cant smile without you.
- Then frown lo. :)
12. Thank you for everything, but you just aren't 'her'.
- Hahah, i dont wna be 'her' too. ;)
13. What's your mobile number?
- Dont tell you leh.
14. Can i have this dance?
- Ask my partner. :D
15. May i escort you?
- hahah no.
16. Do you still love him till now?
- Who?
17. Haha! You were everything, everything i ever wanted.
- Okay. :)
18. When will i get your sweet eyes?
- In your next life, ;D
WHO'S
19. Who is in the house with you?
- My sistax.
20. Who are you thinking about now?
- Thinking about you. :)
21. Who did you last talk to on the phone?
- YJia.
22. Whose house did you last go to?
- Bibibibibi ^^.
23. Whose birthday is next?
- I dont know eh. I think is my mum. 30th.
24. Who was the LAST person you loved?
- Bibibibibi, still loving eyh. ^^
25. Who do you hope will take this survey?
- Anyone.
WHAT's
26. What was the last thing you ate?
- Macx.
27. What was the last thing you drank?
- Coke.
28. What is the closest item near you that is blue?
- Some weird metal box.
29. What instant messaging service do you use?
- Singtel.
30. What is your favorite color?
- Black pink blue.
31. What is your favorite website?
- gahlandahz.bs ^^
32. What is your favorite shoe brand?
-Converse, Adiddas.
33. What song are you currently hearing?
- Nobody -_-
WHERE's
34. Where do you live?
- Choachukang.
35. Where do you sleep?
- Bed -.-.
36. Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
- Ngeeanncityx.
WHEN's
37. When is your birthday?
- 17th March.
38. When did you last burn a candle?
- Dont know.
39. When did you last see your dad?
- Last night.
WHY's
40. Why do we have to go to school?
- Ask MOE. :(
41. Why are you taking this survey?
- Bored luh.
Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic? Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically? If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are! If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note.
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastic/mean as you could.
(YR stands for Your Response.)
If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: You cute meh? I think i cuter lei.
2) I am the most beautiful/handsome...
YR: Pui. You go compare w Michael Jackson lah. He more handsome.
3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: I think I richer lei. You famous I more famous la plx. ^^
4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy..
YR: You'll drop dead soon.
5) You don’t know me? I am a Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: Oh. Im a Singaporean artist , I have albums too.
If an annoying pretty woman/handsome man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: Oh yeah I like you. -pui. :D
2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: I looking at your boobs. Its humongous!! ^^
3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Wha, so fierce. I sad ah later. :(
4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: Ok lor. I save petrol. :D
5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: Make lor.
If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: NOOOOOOOOO. You're not my type.
2) May I have your cell phone number? please please please?
YR: Cannot lah. Later my bf jealousx.
3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night...
YR: Huh......... but i dont.
4) What do you like about me?
YR: I dont like you.
5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: I cannot lie to myself. Nono.
If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Hi bitch!
2) You smell like shit!
YR: You too!
3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you!
YR: I think I better thn you lei. Oh wait, I dont wna degrade myself by comparing w a shit. :D
4) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: You lei?
5) I am going to own your ass in this race for sure!
YR: COME ONLY!!! 1v1!! LOL.
If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: I dont.
2) I know you still love me!
YR: Nah.
3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby...
YR: Dont want lei.
4) Please call me...
YR: Call you for what.
5) The break up hurts me so much...
YR: ok lor.
If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Thanks I know. -shy
2) Seriously, I used this product and i've changed!
YR: ;o good for you.
3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: Ok. Later i call my mother come down.
4) This one good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy..
YR: Dont want.
5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.
YR: Ok.
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95 New Questions You’ve Probably Never Been Asked!
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
- hair.
2. What colour is your favorite hoodie?
- Grey, black.
3. Do you like coffee?
- I drink them, but not a fan of it.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
- Sianx.
6. What’s the last letter of your crush’s name?
- No crush w0rx.
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
- Huh.
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having.
- I forgot.
9. Could you eat your favourite food everyday for a month and not get sick of it?
- Maybe? HAHAHA.
10. What are you craving?
- nothing.
11. Do you floss?
- Sometimes.
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
- green ball.
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
- No.
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
- Lick.
18. Do you use smileys?
- :D :) :O
19. How many bedrooms are in your house?
- 4.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
- Yep.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
- ah?
22. What’s the last song you had stuck in your head?
- 18 Ai bu ai. LOLLLL.
23. How many countries have you visited?
- Wha, countless ;x
24. Are your parents strict?
- ye :(.
25. Would you go sky diving?
- Hm, no harm trying? ;x
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
- Hm yeah.
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
- I dont know.
30. Do you rent movies?
- No.
31. Who sits in front of you in your math class?
- Zhi xin.
35. Where are you going to be Saturday night?
- Should be at home doing my homework :(
36. Brown or white eggs?
- White.
37. Like rap music?
- Im fine w it.
38. Ever taken a train?
- Yes.
39. Experienced the twin towers falling in New York?
- No.
41. What day of the week is it?
- Tuesday.
40. What was your Lunch?
- Macs.
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
- Sentosaaaaa!, thn Ynn's house.
46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
- Whats tht?
47. So, how about them Yankees?
- ah?
51. Is your hair curly?
- I think so.
52. Last time you cried?
- Errrrrrrr. Forgot.
53. Ever walked into a wall?
- Almost LOL.
55. Have you ever bought anything from PacSun?
- No?
56. Favorite season?
- Autumn.
61. The next person you’ll hold hands with?
- Dont wna think abt thissss. :)
62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
- Sometimes.
63. Have you ever drank alcohol straight from the bottle?
- Yes, Celia's ice wine! :D:D.
64. Do you think you’re old?
- Quite.
65. Are you afraid of the dark?
- Nope.
66. Do you like your life right now?
- ok lah, hahah.
67. When’s the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
- HUH. Always.
68. Do you knock on wood?
- What you mean?
69. Do you have good vision?
- Perfect eyesight. :s
70. Can you hula hoop?
- Yeah.
71. Where are your parents?
- work.
72. Have you ever kissed in an elevator?
- Wtf.
73. What is the next CD you will buy?
- Dont know.
74. What brands are you wearing?
- Fila and Zara.
76. Have you ever crawled through a window?
- Yes LOL!
77. Can you handle the truth?
- And what is th truth?
78. What was the most recent thing you bought?
- Errr. Forgot.
79. How often do you talk on the phone?
- Hm, afew times a day?
80. Are you in a complicated relationship?
- No.
81. Do you hate more than 3 people?
- Ok lah.
82. Have you ever tripped someone?
- Yea.
86. Do you use chap stick?
- I use chopsticks.
87. Are you too forgiving?
- No.
88. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
- huh.
89. Do you own a gun?
- Nope.
90. Have you made a prank phone call?
- yes.
91. Have you ever been in a castle?
- Bouncing castle ahhahahahaahaha.
92. Do you like your hair?
- No.
93. Do you like yourself?
- Ok ah.
94. Are you closer to your mother or father?
- Mother. But i like my paps better :)
95. Do you chat on AIM often?
- No?
